It’s been a while since I posted a creepy clown.  This one you can cuddle with!  Cuddles the clown…. *shiver* 
(Stains included)

It’s been a while since I posted a creepy clown. This one you can cuddle with! Cuddles the clown…. *shiver*
(Stains included)

MONKEY!!!!  He looks like he’s on some sort of crazy magic carpet ride.  Also, his hat looks like a paint brush.

MONKEY!!!! He looks like he’s on some sort of crazy magic carpet ride. Also, his hat looks like a paint brush.

What is this? A hippo? It kind of looks like a mix between a human and a hippo.  Weirdly enough it’s growing on me.

What is this? A hippo? It kind of looks like a mix between a human and a hippo. Weirdly enough it’s growing on me.

Don’t drink the tea!  Seriously, look at that blank stare…and if that cat behind her is any indication….

Cat: Driiiiink it.  Driiiiink it.  Merroooow.
The girl just stands there staring at you.  The cat taunts you as it licks the blood off it’s mouth.

Don’t drink the tea! Seriously, look at that blank stare…and if that cat behind her is any indication….

Cat: Driiiiink it. Driiiiink it. Merroooow.
The girl just stands there staring at you. The cat taunts you as it licks the blood off it’s mouth.

This is a VERY proud and happy horse…maybe a little too proud. I just imagined this as a real horse and got scared.

Why would they sell something that’s missing its head? Oh well, the boobs are still intact, so I guess that means it’s still good.

Why would they sell something that’s missing its head? Oh well, the boobs are still intact, so I guess that means it’s still good.

When your unfortunate giraffe is more of an unfortunate dragon (a giraffegan?) 

When your unfortunate giraffe is more of an unfortunate dragon (a giraffegan?) 

I think there’s no words for this one.

I think there’s no words for this one.

Handmade bent over glasses….for better grip? There are reasons why glasses aren’t made like this!!!

Handmade bent glass cups….for better grip? There are reasons why glasses aren’t designed like this!